1) Teal lips. Yes, I'm serious.
2) Small sunglasses. Sure why not. A hair or two might be left from the 90's eyebrow waxing phase.
3) The straw bag. The best part of this bag is that if you ever get stranded on a desert island you can use it to start a fire.
4) Cowboy boots. Ya'll know it is not easy to look hip riding the mechanical bull.
5) The waist bag. I remember sporting one of those babies on a trip to Europe. The good part is that no one can come at you from behind and steal your cash.
6) Straw Hat. The bigger the better! Not only does it protect you from sun spots it allows you to enjoy the beach incognito.