SCARY MOVIES: HALLOWEEN PREP LIST FOR GRUESOME FUN!

One of the things you must deal with on Halloween is making a choice between walking the streets with your leftover burning man costume or celebrating with a horror flick. If you're a rookie and just moved to the big city from a place like Idaho do not attempt either. Just treat it like New Year's Eve! Keep telling yourself you’re not a loser while you stay home watching bad comedy and pounding the sweets, sure you might have a massive sugar high, but eventually you will drift into a blissful sleep and all Hallows’ Eve will pass you by without the hair on your arms standing straight from fright. If you’re from a city with a lot of corn fields you should be used to horror. Corn is scary. For example, Children of the Corn didn't come out of thin air. Find that house party, if you’re lucky you can find yourself in your own horror movie especially if the party is in a remote location with people playing seven minutes in heaven.

If you're a Halloween veteran and live in Los Angeles don't set yourself up for a let-down. You are not in New York, and the city will not turn into a freaks gone wild like it does in the subways around midnight. Manage expectations. We have all been victims of our hopes getting botched. Find the sweet spot of having the shit scared out of you by flipping on a horror flick. If you're already depressed, try ludicrous horror. One thing I know is that laughter is better than any meds. Okay maybe not, but an adrenaline rush can be a nice evening starter. 

MaXXXine

1980's hollywood, adult film star, stalker killer--I'm in!

Totally Killer

Sally Draper aka Kiernan Shipka is all grown up and delivers on this Back To The Future halloween horror/slasher. 

Hellraiser

This one is scarier than a hairy, bald guy with a goatee that went out of style in the '90s.

Run Sweetheart Run

Meeting a cute guy who ends up being psycho. We've all been there. 

Bodies Bodies Bodies

Being trapped in a remote mansion during a hurricane what could go wrong? 

BONUS ROUND

Thanksgiving

Might as well start thinking about the holidays. One thing to keep in mind is that the rules of horror don't apply to Massachusetts! Nothing is off the table! A maniac can strike even on Gobble Day! 

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The pendant, chocker, bangles, and bold earrings are dominating the runway this fall. Sure you can go jewelry free, but with the colors of plum, moss green, and browns spinning the trend heat  a little accent can go a long way.

THE PENDANT

Rick Owens

Sacina 

Dankadi

Moda Operandi

THE CHOKER

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Gucci

Gucci

BANGLES

Curtsy Bracelet

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Woworama

Hessawell

BOLD EARRINGS

                             

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NEW FALL TRENDS - WHERE TO FIND ON AMAZON

 

It might still feel like you're entering a dry sauna whenever one ventures outside, but fashion a fast moving locomotive. Here is what we know so far.

Berry/Cherry/Deep Wine colors are huge. If you don't want to go toe to toe color accents are a conduit for incorporating color and hitting the mark. Pantyhose, bags, chokers and our personal favorite knee high boots. (Amazon Affiliate Partner)

 

 

Summer Summer Summer!

What goes around always comes around, and the summer's hottest trends are a mix of Bahama chic with a pinch of 80's east village, and 90's Los Angeles.

1) Teal lips. Yes, I'm serious.

2) Small sunglasses. Sure why not. A hair or two might be left from the 90's eyebrow waxing phase.

3) The straw bag. The best part of this bag is that if you ever get stranded on a desert island you can use it to start a fire.

4) Cowboy boots. Ya'll know it is not easy to look hip riding the mechanical bull.

5) The waist bag. I remember sporting one of those babies on a trip to Europe. The good part is that no one can come at you from behind and steal your cash. 

6) Straw Hat. The bigger the better! Not only does it protect you from sun spots it allows you to enjoy the beach incognito. 

Max Mara | Fall Winter 2018/2019 Full Fashion Show | Exclusive

Fringe sleeves, long leather gloves, and leopard bags that you can fit a bowling ball in. What else do you need to get you through the winter?


             

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Chanel is like Chanel. The set, the bags, the belt, and the kid!