1) Wearing sunglasses indoors give vampire couples a certain Je ne sais quoi.
2) Blood popsicles are the new black.
3) If your little vampire sister comes to town clad in vintage from head to toe do not leave her alone with your dealer. She will suck him dry, and leave you to deal with the grueling task of disposing of the body.
4) If you make a cool movie about vampires Kate Moss will visit your set, and show you how to properly wear vintage.
5) All rock stars are vampires! This explains a lot.