2) A cool jacket stands the test of time. She wore this bad boy in 1985.
3) If it's a choice between a dope pair of shoes or a dope jacket. Take the shoes. You can always snag a jacket from the housewife that's stalking you.
4) Magic Clubs are mystical and fun places to hang out especially if you're down and out. If you plan on working at one you should really know how to work with birds.
5) Dudes really like competition, and will fight it out over you.
6) Black lace is as sexy in 2015 as it was in 1985. This classic will never go out of style.
7) Do not feel like you need a bathing suit when swimming in a stranger's pool. Bra and jockies will work just fine.
8) You may not know that you are being stalked by a bored house wife. It's always nice to have fans.
9) Wife beaters are a must when reading someone else's diary.
10) Train station bathrooms might be scary, but the hand dryers are a great substitute for a towel should you need to take a shower in the sink.